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TLoZRP: NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG-

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(CRACK RP. <3)

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>-Gently carries both the sleeping shadow child and the sleeping violet-clad hero, one in each pincer, taking them to her lair in the Lost woods; very, very quietly hums 'Itsy Bitsy Spider' to herself along the way-

<Vio-Link>*groans in his sleep, wakes up due to nausea* Huh... What?? Gohma? *struggles in her grip* Where are you- *moans* -taking me?

<xShadow-Linkx>*stirs in his sleep from the noises....heavy sleeper*

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>-Smiles softly and somewhat apologetically to Vio- "Hello, dear."

<Vio-Link> ugh... *shuts eyes and attempts to get back to sleep, sighing* *wave of nausea prevents this* Wh-where are we going? *hasn't noticed Shadow yet*

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>-Stops at lair; sets down the two on two seperate makeshift leaf beds and offers Vio a bag to barf in- "Are you alright, dear?"

<Vio-Link>*looks up at Gohma bitterly* Like you care how I feel. *takes bag, says nothing more*

<xShadow-Linkx>*slowly wakes up at once when he felt a difference from Gohma's warmth and the slight coolness of the leaf bed.* awww... why you put.... me down.

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>"..." -Sighs- -Smiles at Shadow and offers him a pincer again- "I brought you two here for a reason, darlings."

<Vio-Link>*shaking slightly* What re-reason would that be? *another wave of nausea, hurls into the bag* Aaaagggh *puts hands to head, which now hurts considerably worse*

<xShadow-Linkx>*kind of snuggles up to the pincer...still hadn't notice or seen that Vio was the other person she was talking too.*

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>"I want to have you two settle your differences; or at least well enough so that the stabbing incident does not reoccur."

<Vio-Link>*Narrows his eyes* Th-that's not going to happen. Shadow's too stubborn.
<xShadow-Linkx>*Finally realizes who's voice that was and climbs over Gohma's pincer* Am not! Your the one thats always threatens me with light arrows!

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>-Knows what's coming- ...Oh goddesses. -Waits for opportunity to go nagmom-

<Vio-Link>*too weak to fight right now* *doesn't give a damn* A-and I'll do it again, you st-stupid Shadow. *reaches for a Light Arrow, realizes he doesn't have them with him* .... *pulls out Four Sword and brandishes it in front of him, nearly dropping it*

<xShadow-Linkx>*keeps an eye on how Vio is holding the sword and smirks*Awww we too weak to fight a little shadow.~

<Vio-Link>*glares* Never too weak to fight an- an idiot like you. *swings the sword at Shadow, misses HORRIBLY*

<xShadow-Linkx>*his eyes widen in fear since he hadn't summon his sword yet. He sighed in relive to see the sword pass by him and regianed his little attitude.*Not to weak? *giggles and tackle jumps at Vio not really careing if he did open that wound up abit again.*

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>-Puts pincer in between the two boys, to stop them from MORTAL KOMBAT fighting each other to the death-

<Vio-Link>*tries to get a better grip on his sword* ...Gohma...

<xShadow-Linkx>*bumps right into Gohma's pincer and lays on the floor not getting up.* Awww come on auntie! I want to at least give him one nice scar by the left eye.

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>"You boys are the same person; even if Shadow happens to be the dark part of that person. I'm not entirely aware on what exactly happened with you two in the past, but you two shouldn't fight in my presence, as I see you both as one of my children! I've already... ...Alright, yes, I poisoned Vio. But it was for precisely this reason; have some respect for each other, even if it is false..." -NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG-

<Vio-Link>*tunes out all that Gohma's saying due to it only aggravating his migraine*

<xShadow-Linkx>*tries stuffing leaves in his ears* Noooo nagging!

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>-NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG... NAG... Nag- "You boys aren't even listening by this point, are you?" >oC

<Vio-Link>*holding head, moaning* I feel like SHIT. and this is YOUR fault.

<xShadow-Linkx>*tills head* What?

<xSkulkidx>*Walks in* LOL hey guys what's up? 8D

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>-SIGH- "...I apologize, Vio. You should rest; I'll have one of my larvae help escort you out, if you want. As for Shadow, YOU have no excuse..." -NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG; ignores Skully-

<Vio-Link>*sticks tongue out at Shadow sneakily as he leaves*

<xShadow-Linkx>*glares at Vio and then buries his face in the dirt* Stop the nagging. ;n;

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>-NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG
NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG
NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG-

<LoZ-Queen-Gohma>-Eventually, Gohma's nagging caused the world to implode. Perpetually, the arachnid shall nag the shadow child. -SHOT--
I know I said I wasn't going to upload it here, but I like having all my RP logs in one place.


Crack RP from last night. Backstory to this- Vio impaled Shadow with a light arrow, in retaliation, Gohma poisoned Vio (since she actually kind of cares about him and doesn't want to kill him despite him being a Link) so he was all sicklike.

Gohma ~HelenaLevi
Vio- Mee~
Shadow ~Celsius-Rain

Characters belong to Nintendo~

~Astral
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((We should try to make a more proper story to their hatred with each other one day....besides me screaming read the manga people.lD *shot*))